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SPIDER-MAN XXX 2: THE AXEL BROWN PARODY

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THERE ARE:

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Let's finish the job right here.}

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Look at this.

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- Are you sure no one will see us?
- This is the west side, nobody cares 

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Oh fuck.

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I have to catch this motherfucker.

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- Don't move, don't move!
- Don't stop, keep going 

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- Go home.
- Don't stop. Back to their dog.
Don't stop.}

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You don't mind.
They will get something from us. You don't mind.
She got some junk for okay.}

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- Get the hell out of here!
- No!

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And where are you going?

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DIRECTION:

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I'll take care of her.

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Put it down.}

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Shit, this is Spider Man?}

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No man, it's bigger and look at this shit.}

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Get up 

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Fucking cunt!

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"Wall Crawler terrorizes Sin City}

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- It should be used a little.
- Not really 

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We should stay
low, until we complete the mission.}

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I'm not very visible. During the day


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But at night...

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I'm in Vegas, baby. Seriously, look at that on the front page 

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We are not here to make the world safe.


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- For Elvis impersonators.
  - Come on, they're really good.  

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Our mission...

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...is to find and neutralize a cell called Splinter Cell. Nick Fury believes she is planning an attack on the research facility
Cosmic Cube.

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Exactly how this is.}

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- Accelerate this objective.
 - A teenager, to be able to think. Advance that goal.  A teenager so I can think}

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I can think.

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when will it happen}

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Do you have to be a bitch like Luke?

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- Do you think he is strong?  Keep this up if you want to see how strong my husband is.
 - I know.  Keep it up.  If you were half the size, my husband and I are}

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This man, your husband, Luke Cage is huge.

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I mean like muscular, I don't know}

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...all about this thing.

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- Is it big?
 - I told Furio that it was a bad choice 

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Come on... 

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Jessica?

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JessicaJones?

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Cage's wife.

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Listen, when are we going to meet the informant? Understand everything.


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-Peter? - Betty?
- What are you doing in Vegas?

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- I'm on vacation.
 - Not bad.  nice}

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- Where's Gwen?
 - She is...

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She couldn't leave work,}

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You know. What are you doing in Vegas?


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Jonas sent me yes
I'm profiling this clown.}

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Mysterio, position on
the stage?

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The good old brush finally cracks}

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It is supposed to have something to do with the Kingpin and the hammer
in the New York mafia scene. we'll see.}

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- Do you need company?
 - I'll be fine, Peter, enjoy your vacation, I think... 

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What will they do to me, cut me in half
me? 

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That.

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He is here my love}

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The spider is here.}

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His blood will kill you
wake up to hunt again.}

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All these troubles in
to a small plastic cube.}

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You know I never love
just that snapshot of the past.}

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Hey, what are you doing? Didn't you see what happened to Diamondback?
and Falcon 

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I saw that. I am}

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But I think it's just a cover-up
the fact that she is a former con artist.}

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And a whore.

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What happened to the kinder one?
more, Gentle power woman.}

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I have no idea what you're talking about.}

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Me too. I mean one thing.}

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I feel dizzy.

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Me too. Me too.}

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Oh, fuck.

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Appearance or disappearance

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...that's my specialty.

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No teleportation
hyper subject.}

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But most magicians are not. 

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I teleported
through space.}

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I'm sure it's very impressive
but what interests me more is you.}

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I couldn't find any
photo or description of who you are below.}

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Normal you. Normal you.}

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The man I once was no longer exists.
Now...

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...there is only Mysterio.}

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I take it you don't want to describe what's under that helmet?

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Honestly, I don't know. I've never seen him without a costume.


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That's true.

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Well, I admire your persistence 

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Mysteries are my specialty.

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Julie, you can go. See you tomorrow at the fair.
You can go. See you tomorrow at the show.}

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Don't allow yourself to become too credible. Good night, miss
Brant. Don't let me get too busy. Good night, Miss Brant}

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I hope you won't ask me how my performance was.

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I know better than that.}

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I actually wanted to ask you Fr
the beak.

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Please forgive me
we. I'm sorry}

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Wilson Fisk.

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I have several sources that say
that you did a lot of work for him.}

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And the hammer too.

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It's less of an illusion
from human trafficking. I}

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I see. I see.}

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And I bet you'll ask me
what are my relations with the king.}

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I have a more realistic one
expectations from that.}

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I was hoping 

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Miss Grant
today is your lucky day.}

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I will create my own
the next illusion.}

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Miss Grant will
be my assistant.}

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You're not going to sell me in half, are you?}

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Of course not.

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Well, not right away. It's not immediate.}

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Arachne.

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This is Vegas spider descents
and nobody told me about it.}

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This is not the only coincidence. Madame Webb is somewhere in the
the city. 

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She came to me in a dream last night.}

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- I think she is more powerful than that magical idiot.
 - Mysterio.  {I guess it's a little bigger than

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of the magician idiot Mysterio} - Yes.
- That's why I came to tell you about it. That's what I came to tell you about.}

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- He brainwashed your friend at the Daily Bugle. 
 - How do you know that?  How do you know that?}

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I followed him here from New York. I worked as an assistant to keep him on
the eye. I followed him here from New York. I worked as an assistant to follow him.}

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Trust me, I know
how he thinks.}

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Let's get the rabbit out
from this clown hat.}

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It didn't even make sense.

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what happened? Has the show already started? I had front row tickets for
Thursday. What happened? It's already showing up. I had front row tickets for Thursday.}

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- I was expecting you, walker.
 - God, I hate it when bad guys call me that 

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Finally, this spider is caught in the web and doesn't even know it
that.

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Listen, you're a bit boring, so you and I will go to the police station


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You will say that you drugged the journalist of the Dialy Bugle,
and you know, we'll just get on with our lives.}

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That's really the best decision, huh?}

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I'm afraid I am
made other plans.}

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- Cancel them.
- Cancel it, oh.

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I see that my beautiful assistant has shown her right
face.

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Damn it!

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You will get another chance.}

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who is this puppet, does he have real powers?

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I have powers beyond your imagination.}

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You know it could have been worse.}

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God, thank you.

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And that we could be dead}

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This is the second time this has happened to me
weeks.

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I had to return some of these things that I sent from Battle
Rock.

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What are you talking about? 

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I don't even know anymore.

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Good show. Good show.}

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The audience is happy.

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I got you, clown. Now I can send you before your green powder…
Now I can send you away before your little flute powder goes any further.}

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Hey, look
this. Look at this.}

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Hunter.

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Isn't Kraven dead?

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}

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Yes, but you would be surprised 

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Sasha Kravinoff's mansion
is here in Las Vegas.}

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She bought it, I saw it at the Mirage.
They bought it. When you appear in The Mirage.}

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Why don't you go visit
this hunter, huh?}

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I will stay here
and...

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I kept hitting his fish bowl,

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Sasha is dead.

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He killed himself.}

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What are you trying to achieve?}

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What am I trying to achieve?}

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"Dark

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All right.

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All spiders must die in order to
saved him.

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Come with me.

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That's right. Lift up your dress.

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Very good, touch her.

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Go lower and lick her pussy.

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Dear Penthouse}

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Yes.

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Yes! All spiders are
dragged into my net.}

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Let their blood fill the veins of my beloved and bring him back to this one
the world.

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A knife? Where is Bloodstone
a dagger? Where is the Bloodstone dagger?}

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It's here. It's here.}

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- Uhhh...
 - NO!

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Sacrifice requires sacrifice.

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That!

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Your gods will bring you down safely
make you pay for this mistake}

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Do you know what you did?}

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Uhhh!

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Madam Webb?

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- How can I help?
 - No, Peter, no. help.  No Peter no.}

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It has to be like this.}

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- I can't let you die.
 - You must respect my wishes 

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Just as I am
I respected yours.}

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Julia.

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I have to give you something.}

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What do you have to give me?}

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I don't understand any of this.}

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- I hate magic.
 - Wait!

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She gave me hers
power. her clairvoyance}

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I understand and feel.

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I guess her mission isn't accomplished yet...

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...so you have it
gave.

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You're going to have to help me, Peter. I went blind.


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THE END

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